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Literature & Fiction

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Released: 2016-12-02

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F*ck Off, I'm Coloring! Swear Word Coloring Book: 40 Cuss Words and Insults to Color & Relax: Adult Coloring Books (Midnight Edition) by James Alexander


The brand new, bestselling coloring book from James Alexander, Fck Off, I'm Coloring! features over 40 hilarious swear words to color, printed on beautiful black paper. Each page is beautifully designed with doodles, underwater realms, mermaids, faraway galaxies, skyscrapers, and much more.

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What's Inside:

• Over 40 Swear Words and Insults to Color (see list below)

• Beautiful Sweary Designs with Mermaids, Foxes, Owls, and More!

• Each Swear Word Illustration Is Printed on Black Paper

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• Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside!

• Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone...

List of Words

• Fuck

• Douche

• Bitch

• Asshole

• Zero Fucks Given

• For Fuck's Sake! (featuring a cute fox)

• Asswipe

• Clusterfuck

• Shit Happens!

• Motherfucker

• Bastard

• Fucknugget

• What the lemon-scented fuck is wrong with you? (featuring lemon slices)

• Dickhead

• Fucktastic

• Scoop My Shit, You Slut! (with cute kittens)

• Piss Flaps

• Jackass

• Asshat

• Fuck You, You Twat Waffle!

• Bye Felicia!

• Fuck You, I'm Coloring!

• Calm Your Tits!

• Suck It Up, Buttercup!

• Baggy Vag

• Saggy Balls

• Twat Waffle

• Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck!

• Bullshit

• Sugar Tits

• Piss Off!

• Dipshit

• Fuckface

• Shit-a-brick

• Fuck You, and the Horse You Rode In On

• Skank

• My, My, Aren't You a Bitch...

• Fuckwit

• Twunt

• You Sneaky Little Shitgibbon

• Shitballs

• Fuck it!

When things go tits up, what do you do? You pick up a James Alexander coloring book, of course!

Dive into 40 intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, doodle-inspired patterns.

The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor!

Introducing a coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose!

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Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you...

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Book Details

Author: James AlexanderPublisher: James AlexanderBinding: PaperbackLanguage: EnglishPages: 100

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