The Big Book of Jewish Humor

August 26, 2019 - Comment

Two rival businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station. “Where are you going?” says the first man. “To Minsk,” says the second. “To Minsk, eh? What a nerve you have! I know you’re telling me you’re going to Minsk because you want me to think that you’re really going to Pinsk. But it so happens

Two rival businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station. “Where are you going?” says the first man.

“To Minsk,” says the second.

“To Minsk, eh? What a nerve you have! I know you’re telling me you’re going to Minsk because you want me to think that you’re really going to Pinsk. But it so happens that I know you really are going to Minsk. So why are you lying to me?”

Four men are walking in the desert.

The German says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have a beer.”

The Italian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have wine.”

The Mexican says, “I’m tired and thirsty.

I must have tequila.”

The Jew says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.”

Comments

Anonymous says:

Perfect gift for my 99-year-old friend Gave this to a good friend for his 99th birthday. He’s updating his repertoire of jokes. Loves it. He says there are some good ol’ ones and some goid new ones he hasn’t heard.

Anonymous says:

NYC & Butte, MT Extracted from “Jewish and Goyish” by Lenny Bruce, in the 25th Anniversary Edition of :”Dig: I’m Jewish. Count Basie’s Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish… If you live in New York or any other big city, you are Jewish. It doesn’t matter even if you’re Catholic; if you live in New York, you’re Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you’re going to be goyish even if you’re…

Anonymous says:

Worth every penny. Very well done with insights of all time great comedians.

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